Dear Mrs. Jane,
I don’t know if you are finding this amusing or not, but keeping me up past mid-night every night is starting to really annoy me. Please, realize that at some point you will have to grade all of these projects you are giving us. And I shall show no pity when you are complaining on how much it is, and why it’s taking so long to grade.
Sincerely,
Me, the girl you absolutely cannot stand
Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?
Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.
Interviewer: But you have to do it!
Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.
Interviewer: But it’s good for you!
Adele: It’s good for you but you don’t have to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.
Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!
Adele: Oh my god.
Hahahah!
When you realize you’re falling hard, and know there is absolutely nothing you can but embrace the ground.
